Opera East Presents Haydn’s A World Upon The Moon

Our illustrious director of music has asked us all to spread the word about the production of A World Upon the Moon that is currently touring the UK and will be here at Bray on 14th June.

“Summer Opera at Bray presents ‘A World Upon the Moon’, by Joseph Haydn. A light, comic opera presented in concert by Opera East.”

Picnic on the vicarage lawn (by the River Thames at Bray – lovely views) at 1pm, and the opera starts in St Michael’s Church, Bray at 3pm. Tickets cost £10 for the side aisles and £15 for a seat in the nave and includes interval tea and cakes. Call the Box Office on 01628 878253

For more Music At Bray offerings, please keep an eye on http://www.braystmichael.co.uk/music_at_bray.htm

A World Upon the Moon Flyer

A World Upon the Moon Flyer

The decline and fall of a Fiat Panda

After much to-ing and fro-ing we finally picked up the car on 30th January. Since then I have got used to her quirks and become very fond of her.

Also since then, she has nearly killed me.

On 3rd March, as we were attempting to take Random Cat to the vet to have his abscess seen to, the car refused to start. Phil rocked her a bit and then she did start. There was no obvious reason for a problem but the engine management light was on. We had to get to the vet and the cat was screaming on the back seat, so I proceeded to drive the 4.5 miles to Windsor. By the time I got there, the light had gone out and all was well.

On 5th March, I had to go into the office, so I drove the 30 miles to Basingstoke, without any problems, and parked in the office carpark. When the time came to go home, my lovely Pandora would not start. I called the AA (this is a breakdown service, for Americans and other aliens). The man arrived within 10 minutes and started her up again. She was very grumbly and had 8 fault codes showing, so he cleared the codes so I could get home.

The next day, I ring Thames Fiat, in Slough, to get them to look at the car, as the AA man had recommended that she return to Fiat as soon as possible. Thames were not interested, as the AA man had cleared the fault codes; I was to carry on driving the car until problems happened. Then, they would be interested.

I drove to work again on 11th March. I drove halfway home and the engine died, in the middle of a junction, with no warning. Luckily I was only doing 30mph and had not yet made it onto the M4 where I would have stopped dead at 70mph. In rush hour traffic that would definitely have lead to a major accident. It has only been 6 weeks since I passed my test, I’m not what you’d call an experienced driver.

I called the AA, who rescued me again and got the car started. This time there would be no messing about: we would dump the car at a Fiat service place and demand that it be looked at. The nearest dealer turned out to be back in Basingstoke, so, with the AA man in his nice van, with the flashing lights on it, driving behind me as a big yellow shield, I tentatively started to drive back the way I had come, hoping that the engine would manage to stay alive. It didn’t. This time, however, I was ready for it, and although it died at 50mph, I got the clutch down in time and was able to preserve enough momentum to drift out of everyone’s way.

The AA man attempted, for about an hour, to revive the car, but she wasn’t having it. So I was towed the remaining distance (probably about 9-10 miles) and we dumped the car at Alan Gibson in Basingstoke. They had a special letterbox to put the car keys in and everything.

The next day (yesterday) we waited til about lunchtime before ringing the place to find out what was going on. To my utter amazement, they denied all knowledge of the car. After some scurrying around, they managed to spot her and said they would take a look later that afternoon. I rang them this morning, they are very busy and try to deal with breakdowns within 48 hours and would take a look later this afternoon. It’s now gone 6pm and they haven’t rung.

I’m not at all happy. That’s three Fiat dealerships that have given us poor service. I adore my car, but it seems, like with so many other things, once they’ve sold it to you, they no longer wish to participate in a relationship.

I’m finding it quite interesting adjusting to being car-less again. I’ve only had the car a few weeks, but the inconvenience of *not* having a car is greater than I’d expected. Normally, you get a courtesy car, but because I’m a new driver, I don’t qualify.

The impossibility of buying a car

Sit comfortably and I’ll tell you how difficult it is to buy a car from Perrys of Aylesbury.

Two weeks ago, we contacted them to indicate that we would like to buy a new Fiat Panda from their good selves. A discussion was had about options, and a deposit paid.

Having not heard anything back from them re the registration plate (required to get insurance), we chased them up last Saturday. Their paperwork states that we have to get the insurance cover note to them 24 hours before we can pick the car up, so they can arrange the road tax. At this point, the contract we signed says estimated delivery date of 29th January 13:30. Which is in roughly an hour from now.

Still no registration by Monday  26th – we ring and chase – and by Tuesday morning, we are starting to worry and ring again. The Perry’s salesman starts muttering about a free 7 day insurance from Norwich Union aka Aviva. Warning bells start going off. If I were cynical, I’d think the man is delaying the registration so that we are forced to use this 7-day insurance. I have had a quote from an insurer sitting around for at least a week, just awaiting this registration number. We decline his very kind offer, in no uncertain terms. He then mentions that actually, the 29th is his day off, and could we pick the car up on 31st, so that he gets his commission, otherwise he’d have to come in specially. We decline that offer also, as I will be out all day, and Friday 30th is settled on. We don’t appear to have much choice.

We get the registration number that afternoon (Tues 27th) and I immediately arrange the insurance. It’s now 29th and the cover note has not arrived. I phone the insurer who swears it has been posted yesterday, and they tell me actually the garage do not need the certificate, it can all be done over the phone. Which, for the sake of £35 I may just do, once I have all the documents, if they are even slightly difficult about it all.

We ring the garage. They need the certificate. Hopefully this will arrive tomorrow so that we can collect the car. I wonder what other things will go wrong in the meantime. If there is a black and white bear sitting there waiting for us, instead of a car, I will not be surprised.

I guess they haven’t heard that there’s a recession on, and that they should probably be grateful for custom, rather than fighting us off with a stick.

Driving Instructor Berks/Bucks

I don’t normally do this kind of thing, which is wrong, because we should take time to blurt about fantastic people – they seldom get any other kind of special reward.

For most of my 30 years I have been a non-driver. I am not entirely ignorant of roads, being a persistent cyclist, but I have a healthy fear of those tin boxes with wheels. Especially when they have 18 of them. So it’s taken me a fair while to pluck up enough courage to go in search of driving lessons.

Now I’m no novice to Google et al but I struggled to find out about local driving instructors, what their reputations were like (beyond their own web sites, that is, which I never judge to be impartial!) and so I made a random choice, based largely on the fact that as a student, I got discount on my first block of lessons with them. I chose the AA.

I was lucky enough to get Alexander Duncan as my driving instructor. He has the knack of reading people and working out which methods of teaching will work for which people. I was a complete nervous nellie, so he was very gentle with me. When I grew more confident, he knows how to point out mistakes without crushing that confidence. He never just tells me that I’ve done something wrong, he always explains it, and the possible consequences – which is vital for me remembering not to do it again!

I am currently doing Pass Plus with Alex, as I passed my test first time. No-one was more surprised than me, as when I look back to how terrified I was, I’ve made amazing progress and it’s all down to Alex. The personality and friendliness of your instructor is so important to how you learn. Alex is my third instructor (I did attempt learning when I was 17 but was too nervous) so I’ve seen how other people do the job. That’s why I’m writing this. He deserves to be shouted about as something special.

So, if you’re in the Berkshire, Buckinghamshire area (he mainly covers High Wycombe and surrounds but came out to Maidenhead for me) I really do recommend him. You can either ring the AA driving school and ask for Alexander Duncan as an instructor, or leave me a message here and I’ll text him. He doesn’t know I’m writing this so I don’t want to put his number all over t’interwebs!

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Knowledgescape

I’ve finally got round to setting up a slightly nerdier blog for my main interests – knowledge and communication. I’ve stolen some posts from my purplekitten.co.uk blog and shoved them into knowledgescape.co.uk, hope that’s okay :)

I’ve also just shifted this blog onto the hosting server, so it’s no longer running on our rubbish ADSL. That’s probably enough nerding for one day.

Weird Words

anthomania
flower mania
bibble
to drink often or much; to drink or eat noisily
capax
legally competent
dorty
bad-tempered
eidetic
pertaining to the ability of visualising something previously seen
flexanimous
mentally flexible
galliardise
great merriment
hypnomogia
insomnia
ichnogram
footprint
jobation
tedious criticism
karimption
a crowd; a mass
leptology
a boringly detailed discourse on trivial subjects
macrology
unnecessary repetition; redundancy
nectarous
sweet-tasting
omadhaun
an idiot, fool
pailletee
a spangle
quaddle
to grumble; a grumbler
renable
fluent, eloquent
sacerdotophrenia
clerical stagefright
tautoousious
being absolutely the same
untrowable
incredible
vaccary
a dairy or cow pasture
wampus
a stupid, dull, loutish clod
xenium
a present given to a guest
ylespil
the hedgehog
zenzizenzizenzic
the eighth power of a number

If you have enjoyed these, you might like to pay a visit to The Compendium of Lost Words, courtesy of phronistery.info

Flag Fen

In the last few months I’ve realised that I have an interest in archaeology. Tracing it back, I came to the conclusion that a single book was responsible for my trips to Avebury and Stonehenge, my need to see the Uffington White Horse, my fascination with standing stones, my interest in flint-knapping and earnest desire to learn how to do it. When I discovered that I could use the eyeTV doodad to record Time Team (which I had watched once or twice in the past, but I’m useless at remembering to watch television) I soon got addicted to that.

I recently visited my parents and Dad fetched this book down from the loft and I confess to getting all sniffly at being reunited with it.
Discovering the Ancient Past

So here began my fascination with the past. I’m a bit unsure whether my main interest is archaeology or anthropology, but it’s possibly where the two intersect that’s of most interest to me. I’m particularly fascinated by the prehistoric, and the challenges to understand the motivations and needs that caused the great monuments to be created.

I therefore dragged the husband off to Peterborough to see Flag Fen, which seems to have a shiny new website since I last looked. A great improvement. I confess that the previous incarnation made my eyes bleed.

I deliberately timed our visit to coincide with the event to mark the end of National Archaeology Week, in order to take advantage of the additional activities, but it would have been an amazing visit even without these.

Anyway, I finally got to try my hand at flint-knapping, with the excellent Will Lord of Beyond2000bc.co.uk as an instructor. Needless to say, I was completely hopeless, but I think it takes more than an hour before you get to learn how the flint will fracture and where the right places are to strike. But I had tremendous fun and now need to procure more flint for experimentation with. Luckily, Berkshire is made of the stuff.

Flag Fen itself is amazing, and we were blessed with a beautiful day with infrequent rain showers, that made the visit an absolute joy. The joy was tempered with sadness though, when we were told how fast the archaeology is vanishing due to the drainage of the fens for agriculture.

Photos from our visit are in my Flag Fen Flickr set

I’ve joined Archaeology in Marlow and am starting a short course in Landscape Archaeology in October.

Keeping score

I’d like to think that I’m not particularly motivated by money in order to do my best at work. I’d like to think that working hard brings reward. I’d like to think that being conscientious, dedicated and enthusiastic would mean success.

But I’m realising that just isn’t the case. I’ve just had a long conversation with my younger brother, who, admittedly is smarter than me and has a maths degree from a good university, but, is fundamentally lazy. He is proud of this, so it’s not an insult to recognise it. He acknowledges that he doesn’t have to work particularly hard, and when he goes home, work ends.

Okay, so he does a job I probably wouldn’t do, working for a company I probably wouldn’t work for, on principle. But he is appreciated and paid handsomely for his contribution, such as it is. He doesn’t work in IT.

I’m doing something wrong somewhere, and I’m not sure I like the suspicion that is dawning on me. IT is complicated, right? Thats why you have to be quite smart to do it, right? Except not. Because those that manage IT mostly have a fear of it, just like the users. In fact, at my previous employer, the IT manager is probably much less IT-literate that the majority of the users. It made me sad.

When you don’t have the ability to measure the worth of the tasks that you are asking someone to perform, how do you know what to pay them for doing it? And how do you know when they’ve done it right? It’s a difficult position to be in.

I’ve lumbered myself with a project that would be, in the words of a contractor reviewing my initial design, ‘a job for a team of 20 with a budget of £1 million’. And that was only the first draft; each iteration gets more detailed and more complex as more problems are brought to me. The husband keeps asking me why I took it on. Because I could see they needed it. Because it’s my job. And because I want to make things better. Because I believe there’s a better way. Because I’ll never have an opportunity to do so much good again. If I can only make it to the end, it will make so many things possible.

There’s so much code to write that I’ve got my husband helping me three days a week, and still it’s daunting.

But when I look at what other people do for a similar salary, I can’t helping wondering if I’m just a bit crazy. If money per difficulty of job is a way of keeping score, I lose big-time. And to my baby brother! Damn, that smarts.

BBC Content

If my television license fee goes towards the development of content (whether or not I choose to *watch* the content), then why do I have to pay *again* to get this content on a DVD? Surely the price of the DVD should just reflect the cost price of DVD production and distribution, as I have already paid for the content via my license fee?

New Camera

Mac Mini and TV

Mac Mini and TV,
originally uploaded by Purplekitten.

My Optio T20 went sadly blind (camera functional but all it could see was black) so after an attempt to use my Optio s4 again, I wanted something with a bigger LCD. Spoilt? Moi? So I bought a Panasonic DMC-TZ3. The first picture I took was of our television setup (just because I find it amusing).
The television is an aging Sony Trinitron thing that belonged to my late grandmother. The Mac Mini is shiny and new. The magic is the EyeTV DTT stick thing which allows the Mac Mini to do wondrous things and record all the TV I never remember to watch.